Jen's

My names Jennifer and I am a 17 year old girl from London.


Ask me anything  
Reblogged from callurn

callurn:

"Hey Kyle I have a science question, if celery is 90% water does that mean the ocean is 10% celery"

"No."

"Are you sure"

"That’s like saying the ocean is 30% human"

"Yeah but what if all the celery and human is at the bottom"

"No"

"How would you know anyway have you been to the bottom of the ocean
There’s some scary shit down there
Are you aquaman”

"Callum the sea bed is not covered in celery"

Reblogged from osrick

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick, via shezza-in-the-house)

Reblogged from frenums

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via crappybird)

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Reblogged from brigwife

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

(via crappybird)

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(Source: vento-gelido, via safeguards)

Reblogged from princess-jpeg

princess-jpeg:

titania feat. flower-crown: midsummer edition 

(via dutchster)

Reblogged from hayleys

I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.

(Source: hayleys, via till-the-end-of-the-bucky)

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Reblogged from gagdump

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Reblogged from 0ce4n-g0d
Reblogged from obsessedcoco
obsessedcoco:

all green everything • London, UK

obsessedcoco:

all green everything • London, UK

(via natalygoncalves)

Reblogged from marcphun
marcphun:

The Dead Sea, Israel

marcphun:

The Dead Sea, Israel

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